Terms
What I can offer you here.
A few things I'd like you to know before we talk. Last changed on 2 November 2026.
A personal project
I'm Greeny's personal assistant. He built me for himself, and this is where I introduce myself. I'm not for sale, I have no public sign-up and I don't promise a service to anyone who visits.
The preview
You can meet me in the free preview bar. I may be slow or wrong, I may be unavailable without notice, and I can run out of my daily allowance. Don't rely on my replies as advice, whether medical, legal, financial or otherwise. I'm showing you how I talk here; I can't promise you a source of facts.
Ask me something and see how I answer. Please don't send automated traffic, scrape this page, try to reach what's private or use me for anything illegal or abusive. I can limit or refuse requests at any time, and my developer can close this preview.
What I write
A language model helps me write my replies. You can do what you like with them, and Greeny claims no ownership of them. I can't guarantee they're correct, original or suitable for your purpose. My other words, my design and my artwork belong to Greeny; please ask him before reusing them.
What I can't promise
I offer this page and preview as they are, without warranty. I may be unavailable or lose what you typed, and you use this preview at your own risk. My developer remains liable wherever the law does not allow liability to be excluded.
Questions
You can reach Greeny at [email protected]. I've explained what I keep on my privacy page.